jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - cloud scribbles [woo!].)
The Asshole Effect
FF7/8/13 || PG-13: college!AU || Squall, Cloud, Lightning being bros || ~2,400 words
A book of absurdity, a pencil with a fancy stamp, and a rambling conversation between three assholes in Starbucks.

  • Born from my mumbling Tumblr post, heyo.

  • While it's a wandering conversation in a coffee shop, bits of canon from FFVII, FFVIII, FFXIII, and FFXIII-2 are mashed in with a cameo from FFX's deity, Yevon.

  • a few of the referenced non-canon events are still real-life events. What can I say, I’m a winner.

[AO3]
jukeboxhound_backup: (people - woman reading.)
I'm developing such a hate-boner for LJ's posting and editing functions.  Just thought I'd share.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 12


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world.  Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Word Count: 2,900


Read more... )Read more... )Read more... )

chapter 11 || main post || ...

jukeboxhound_backup: (ff13 - lightning.)
I think I may have a thing for zombies and their ilk.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 11
Word Count: 2,500

FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world.  Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Seifer eyed him. “What if you’re a horror sideshow?” )

chapter 10 || main post || ...
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - cloud [stunned].)
[livejournal.com profile] fateofshadow started it, now [livejournal.com profile] arin_rowan is bribing me.  I am not ashamed at how easily I can be bought.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 10
Word Count: 2,700

FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.


Considering the circumstances, Vincent supposed it could’ve been a lot worse. At least the hallucinations hadn’t affected Seifer’s talent for being a jackass. )
chapter 9 || main post || ...
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - aeris praying.)

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 9


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Irvine smiled like every cowboy and buccaneer who'd ever charmed the petticoats off a pretty lady. )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff13 - lightning angel.)

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 8


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Maybe she'll give you a lollipop. )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff13 - lightning angel.)
Imperfect Tense
Chapter 7


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

"Did you ever have a dinosaur for a pet?" )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (spn - wtf.)
SPN IS ON THE COVER OF TV GUIDE, FUCK YOU, CHUCK FANDOM, WE FUCKING WIN.  AND I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE GUIDE, IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.  And now, more fandom hopping.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 6


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Quistis could see why Selphie might be accused of sexual harassment every time she was in the pilot's seat. )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff dissidia - squall's sunny day.)

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 5
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.  Unbetaed.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad

Word Count: 2,763

"Fuck my life." )

 

jukeboxhound_backup: (ff dissidia - squall's sunny day.)
Personally, I think it's starting to more obviously tread the edge of crack.

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 4
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Word Count: 2,911

So, taking presidents hostage, is this a hobby? I hear macram is a little less traumatic. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff dissidia - squall's sunny day.)
I think Cloud's turning out mildly more crazy this time around. Also, Squall makes me laugh.

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 3
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Word Count: 3,118

"Seems I ain't the only man in her life, either. She wants Leonhart, too. Must be the leather." )
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff dissidia - squall's sunny day.)
Damn, I feel productive this weekend.

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 2
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Word Count: 2,578

Time had no meaning here. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (gw - wufei.)
I promised [livejournal.com profile] fateofshadow  some IP after, what, two years of no updates?  But rereading the original to remember what had happened was excruciating, so you can totally blame her for this.  No major events have been added or taken out, just...rewritten.  Hopefully for the better.  >.>  Unbeta'd by anyone else.

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 1
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.
Disclaimer
: The original inspiration was Konitsu's Bandages, way the hell back in high school. 

Word Count: 2,291

If people were given a finite number of words per lifetime, business would be so much more efficient. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (gw - wufei.)
Blame [livejournal.com profile] fateofshadow  for redoing this.

Imperfect Tense

Original || FF.Net || DreamWidth

Pairings: Sephiroth/Cloud; Seifer/Squall (previous implicit Squall/Rinoa)
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.  Unbetaed.
Summary: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.
Disclaimer
: The original inspiration was Konitsu's Bandages, way the hell back in high school. 

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jukeboxhound_backup: (jesus makes me laugh.)
A lovely comic was made by the talented [livejournal.com profile] xiaa  for the fic TemptationGO READ IT.  (I feel so spoiled.)

*goes back to Eir's*  See?  I'm a good fangirl!

jukeboxhound_backup: (goddamn keyboard.)
Having to handwrite these damn things and type them up at the library makes me thankful, years after the fact of course, that my mum used to drill me on proper handwriting.  Dina, the postcard I sent you was an exception.  XD

All the oneshots are based around the theme of 'cold,' because I haven't seen a warm day since leaving California and it's only getting worse.

Cold~ )
jukeboxhound_backup: (motherfucking intellectual.)
Instead of posting all at once or one at a time, I'll just put the alphabet drabble requests I got from you people up in sections.  Seems best overall.  Hope they're satisfactory.

jukeboxhound_backup: (traumatized cloud commercial.)

Small moment inspired by another moment in Tir Synni’s Secrets (the revised edition), and which makes me giggle to myself every time. It’s a lovely fic—go read it if you haven’t already.

Chapter 23
"Would this make you a Sorcerer, then?"

jukeboxhound_backup: (traumatized cloud commercial.)
Hasn't yet been betaed, but as soon as I get it back from artimusdin, I'll replace this post with the new one.  (Please don't hurt me, dina.)

 
jukeboxhound_backup: (Default)
 OMG AN UPDATE.  No, really, I swear.  XD  I apologize for the long wait, but now we'll return to our semi-regular programming.  Artimusdin now owns my soul.

All previous twenty chapters have been revised, fixing some style, spelling, and grammar errors, plus soothing my discontent with some of the characterization.  A few smaller scenes were added, but the storyline overall hasn't changed; I wouldn't say rereading is entirely necessary, but it's your choice.  And, as always, concrit welcomed.


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