jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - cloud scribbles [woo!].)
The Asshole Effect
FF7/8/13 || PG-13: college!AU || Squall, Cloud, Lightning being bros || ~2,400 words
A book of absurdity, a pencil with a fancy stamp, and a rambling conversation between three assholes in Starbucks.

  • Born from my mumbling Tumblr post, heyo.

  • While it's a wandering conversation in a coffee shop, bits of canon from FFVII, FFVIII, FFXIII, and FFXIII-2 are mashed in with a cameo from FFX's deity, Yevon.

  • a few of the referenced non-canon events are still real-life events. What can I say, I’m a winner.

[AO3]
jukeboxhound_backup: (people - woman reading.)
I'm developing such a hate-boner for LJ's posting and editing functions.  Just thought I'd share.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 12


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world.  Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Word Count: 2,900


Read more... )Read more... )Read more... )

chapter 11 || main post || ...

jukeboxhound_backup: (ff13 - lightning.)
I think I may have a thing for zombies and their ilk.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 11
Word Count: 2,500

FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world.  Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Seifer eyed him. “What if you’re a horror sideshow?” )

chapter 10 || main post || ...
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - cloud [stunned].)
[livejournal.com profile] fateofshadow started it, now [livejournal.com profile] arin_rowan is bribing me.  I am not ashamed at how easily I can be bought.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 10
Word Count: 2,700

FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.


Considering the circumstances, Vincent supposed it could’ve been a lot worse. At least the hallucinations hadn’t affected Seifer’s talent for being a jackass. )
chapter 9 || main post || ...
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - aeris praying.)

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 9


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Irvine smiled like every cowboy and buccaneer who'd ever charmed the petticoats off a pretty lady. )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff13 - lightning angel.)

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 8


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Maybe she'll give you a lollipop. )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff13 - lightning angel.)
Imperfect Tense
Chapter 7


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

"Did you ever have a dinosaur for a pet?" )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (spn - wtf.)
SPN IS ON THE COVER OF TV GUIDE, FUCK YOU, CHUCK FANDOM, WE FUCKING WIN.  AND I DON'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE GUIDE, IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.  And now, more fandom hopping.

Imperfect Tense
Chapter 6


FF7/8 || R - sexuality, battle violence, language || Squall/Seifer, Sephiroth/Cloud || crossover
Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to deal with an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Quistis could see why Selphie might be accused of sexual harassment every time she was in the pilot's seat. )

Previous parts:
DW || LJ
jukeboxhound_backup: (gw - wufei.)
You guys make me so happy.  <3

death is the ultimate equal-opportunity employer
For
: [livejournal.com profile] zeffy_amethyst 
Prompt: Gundam Wing. 1x2. "All things are equal in the eyes of Death."
Note: Mild crossover with Supernatural, but you don't need to know it to understand. Imagine it's just an AU.
Word Count: 1,131

Death ain't got an opinion until you go fucking around with his job. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - cloud stunned.)
I keep telling myself I should space out updates but I CAN'T I CAN'T DO IT because I suck at surprises because I get too excited to shut the fuck up about it.  And look, still haven't advanced the actual plot BUT WAIT WE HAVE A CONSPIRACY NOW SO THAT MAKES IT OKAY.  Even if it meant reordering the other six pieces.  >:(

Living Chemical Child
VIII. Oil of Silver.

Main post.

Main Pairing: Established Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
Canon: FFVII (original game only) + Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating/Warnings: Light R - alchemical torture (naturally), some sexuality, meandering thoughts on alchemy and philosophy, general unhappiness.
Summary: It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.  Unbetaed.

Word Count: 2,060

"Tiny town in buttfuck nowhere near the Drachmian border." )
jukeboxhound_backup: (Default)
I need an FMA icon.  >: (   Done!  Cropped and manip'ed from this fanart.  Free for the taking.

Living Chemical Child
VII. Fire.

Main post.

Main Pairing: Established Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
Canon: FFVII (original game only) + Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating/Warnings: Light R - alchemical torture (naturally), some sexuality, meandering thoughts on alchemy and philosophy, general unhappiness.
Summary: It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.  Unbetaed.

Word Count: 1,357
Note: Two scenes, one set just after the war and the other after Ed became a National Alchemist.

"The Flame Alchemist, Roy Mustang!" )
jukeboxhound_backup: (wolf - running.)

Living Chemical Child
VI. Separation.


Main Pairing: Established Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
Canon: FFVII (original game only) + Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating/Warnings: Light R - alchemical torture (naturally), some sexuality, meandering thoughts on alchemy and philosophy, general unhappiness.
Summary: It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.  Unbetaed.

Word Count: 1,572
Note: I don't remember if Chole and Billy had a parent or guardian living with them, but it makes me feel better to think they did.  ^^;

When Cloud woke up, he knew immediately that he wasn't in Amestris. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (stock - mesmerized by flames.)

Find the Moon
Author: sol 1056
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist + Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo, Ed, Al (genfic)
Rating/Warnings: PG - mild battle violence
Summary: Duiren's alchemist is dead, and his basement's filled with vicious chimera, and a...homunculus? Edward and Alphonse investigate.
Note: Boring summary, I know, and the rating and lack of pairings are unusual for me.  But I loved all the characterizations, and that neither Duo nor Ed outshone the other (as is common in crossovers) but were equals.  Overall it was a lovely piece.  <3  I also recommend the other works by this person.

jukeboxhound_backup: (stock - motherfucking intellectual.)

Living Chemical Child
V. Philosophical Working.


Word Count: 1,419
Disclaimer: The title's definition is quoted from Bartlett's Real Alchemy.
Note: Disjointed philosophical and pseudo-scientific exposition.  At great length.  Because I can.  I'M SORRY I KNOW IT'S PRETENTIOUS BUT SOMETIMES MY BRAIN REGURGITATES STUFF LIKE THIS AND IT MADE SENSE IN THE STORY TO ME.  ;__;

"Non-alchemist here, I'm just calling it as I see it." )

jukeboxhound_backup: (spn - young and chosen sam.)
You'd almost think I didn't have a life.

Living Chemical Child
IV. Mercury of Air.

Main Pairing: Established Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
Canon: FFVII (original game only) + Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating/Warnings: Light R - alchemical torture (naturally), some sexuality, meandering thoughts on alchemy and philosophy, general unhappiness.
Summary: It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.  Unbetaed.

Word Count: ~450

Sephiroth was sixteen years old when he stood in front of Central Command and presented his case to be a State Alchemist. )

jukeboxhound_backup: (stock - mesmerized by flames.)
My brain, it is being eaten.  D:

Living Chemical Child
II. Ora et Labora


Main Pairing: Established Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
Canon: FFVII (original game only) + Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating/Warnings: Light R - alchemical torture (naturally), some sexuality, meandering thoughts on alchemy and philosophy, general unhappiness.
Summary: It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.  Unbetaed.

Word Count: 1,114

Pray and work. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (film - metropolis.)
I have no excuse for this save a late-night crack conversation with [livejournal.com profile] artimusdin .  *headdesk*  BUT SEE NOW I GET TO HAVE SEPHIROTH INTELLECTUALIZE ALL I WANT AND IT WON'T EVEN BE OFF-TOPIC.  :DDD

Living Chemical Child
I. Terra Damnata


Main Pairing: Established Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
Canon: FFVII (original game only) + Fullmetal Alchemist
Rating/Warnings: Light R - alchemical torture (naturally), some sexuality, meandering thoughts on alchemy and philosophy, general unhappiness.
Summary: It wasn't like Hojo had left clear instructions on how to reverse a sacrifice to the Gate.  Unbetaed.
Note: Though this is a crossover, the focus is on Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud, who have their own situation entirely separate from the Elrics'.  Also, rather than being a 'proper' story, this is just going to be a series of oneshots pertaining to the same plotline.  The title comes from a passage in the book by Robert Allen Bartlett, Real Alchemy.

Water, thirty-five liters. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff dissidia - squall's sunny day.)
I think Cloud's turning out mildly more crazy this time around. Also, Squall makes me laugh.

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 3
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Word Count: 3,118

"Seems I ain't the only man in her life, either. She wants Leonhart, too. Must be the leather." )
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff dissidia - squall's sunny day.)
Damn, I feel productive this weekend.

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 2
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.

Word Count: 2,578

Time had no meaning here. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (gw - wufei.)
I promised [livejournal.com profile] fateofshadow  some IP after, what, two years of no updates?  But rereading the original to remember what had happened was excruciating, so you can totally blame her for this.  No major events have been added or taken out, just...rewritten.  Hopefully for the better.  >.>  Unbeta'd by anyone else.

Imperfect Tense - Chapter 1
| Original main post | New main post |

Pairings: Squall/Seifer; Sephiroth/Cloud
Canon
: FFVII + FFVIII (no CC, BC, AC, DoC, or any other spinoffs)
Rating/Warnings
: R – Battle violence, implicit sexual content, foul language; time-travel, of sorts.
Summary
: Jenova's legacy, living on through the Sorceresses, is forcing Squall to face an unstable Seifer, Cloud Strife, and yet another potential end of the world. Maybe paperwork really wasn't so bad.
Disclaimer
: The original inspiration was Konitsu's Bandages, way the hell back in high school. 

Word Count: 2,291

If people were given a finite number of words per lifetime, business would be so much more efficient. )

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