But Ed doesn't care because hey, free food, and Zack's all shrug-y because they eat weirder shit in the jungle, right. Except when Ed's licking the last pan clean he's gonna pause and go, Wait. Waaaaait. YOU FUCKING TOLD THE FUCKING COLONEL BASTARD, to which Sephiroth would smirk and say, Freudian slip there, Fullmetal? Little mistake? And then Ed’s gonna be all DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE.
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