PFFF I’LL JUST GO ALL NINJA AND SHIT AND BREAK INTO MY OWN DORM AGAIN AND BE LIKE BOOYA, NOW YOU HAVE TO GET PAST ALL THE FUCKING THISTLES AND SHIT BACK THERE WHICH HURT LIKE A FUCKING BITCH, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW, AND I’VE DRAWN UP PLANS FOR MY PIRANHA PIT TOO. AND IT WILL BE ALL VERY SNEAKY-NINJA, AND BESIDES I’M ALREADY ALL BRUISED AND NAUSEOUS AND PITIFUL SO IT’D REALLY BE AN INSULT TO YOUR SAMURAI SKILLZ ANYWAY. QED.