I AM INSULTED BY YOU CALLING ME SAMURAI, WHEN I AM VERY CLEARLY A NINJA. OR SO MY COWORKERS SAY, AS I SNEAK UP ON THEM LIKE A SNEAKING THING. ALSO, I LAUGH AT YOUR PIRANHA PIT, FOR JEREMY FROM RIVER MONSTERS HAS CLEARLY SHOWN THAT THOSE FISHES AREN'T THAT DANGEROUS TO HEALTHY INDIVIDUALS. SO HA. AND A FLAMETHROWER WOULD CLEARLY GET ME PAST ALL THOSE PESKY THISTLES AND WHATNOT.