BUT YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT THIS AREA OPERATES ON THE GENERALLY ACCEPTED PHYSICAL LAWS BUT IT DOESN'T BECAUSE MY UNICORN IS GONNA GORE YOU THROUGH YOUR SPLEEN AND IT'S GOING TO BE A RATHER UNPLEASANT EXPERIENCE. AND THE WEIGHT OF MY AWESOMENESS IS SO GREAT THAT YOUR STICKS AND STONES WILL BE COMPACTED INTO VERY SMALL BITS OF MATTER SO DENSE YOU COULDN'T LIFT THEM.