I rediscovered this thing by accident and couldn't remember where I was gonna go with it, although I imagine porn was going to be involved, and I figured, what the hell. Y'know, I think both of them are just as fucked up as the other, but I find Sam's particular brand rather interesting to poke at.

...Ahaha. ("I'm not touching you, can't get mad, I'm not touching you - ")

I FORGOT TO MENTION THE WHOLE 'PRINCE OF LIES' THING. Damnit, Lucifer, why didn't you remind me. IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL I WILL PROBABLY RAMBLE AT YOU ABOUT HOW INTERESTING LANGUAGE IS BOTH METAPHYSICALLY AND PSYCHOLOGICALLY.