fic: temptation (ffvii)

[jukeboxhound_backup]

LSKJFDSKDFJ;EWOIF CRISIS CORE OMFGYAY.  Zack is such a dumbapple.  *dies*

Lesson learned for the week: never play Crisis Core right before a phil class.  Because we started talking about Adam and original sin and this was all I could think of the whole time.  XD

Temptation
R; Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
How the Book of Genesis really should have gone.

Because Aeris is God.  *laughs herself silly*

EDIT:  Minor editing for pronoun confusion, and the above link now takes you to IJ where, in the face of LJ's slow death, I'm going to start moving all my shit.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

Comments

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes she is. Which is why she is shiny and made of awesome.

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Ha, I wish I could take the credit for blaspheming Jesus, but alas, I cannot. And thank you, it means a lot to know that I'm not the only one who finds unholy amusement in fandom. :3

[pyro-arc-fire.livejournal.com]

{“…Cloud.”


“You’re an amorphous mass of condensed moisture?” Zack asked dryly.}

........

ROFL

That was the best ever.

I love the fact that Aeris is a perv. I could so see it.

Praise to you. ^.^
m(_ _)m

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

I would too, and considering my love affair with empirical science, that says a lot. Then again, in this faith you could enjoy all the empirical evidence you want... [/nerdy innuendo] XD

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

For the longest time now, your icon has been fascinating me. I think of Azumanga Daioh, which is totally wrong because it's a piece of total crack, and yet...the brain continues to break. It's just so wrong, and yet so shiny. X3

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*coughs awkwardly* Um. I blame it on lack of sleep and too much fangirling over coffee, but hey, far be it for me to deny any accusations of genius. XD Thank you.

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

With boys like Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud around, how could Aeris not be a pervert? After the whole Wall Market scene, it's practically canon anyway. ^^

[leaf-zelindor.livejournal.com]

You know you're right. He is the type to do that...-eyes Hojo!muse-
~Leaf~

[marchwarden23.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to encompass all the awesome here in a few sentences. I love this story so hard, it had me laughing from start to finish.

Thank you so very much for for sharing this, it seriously made my week. Yay!

[mirien.livejournal.com]

I think I broke something laughing!

[white-jenna.livejournal.com]

better to fangirl in Hell than rule in Heaven, right? *snerk* :D

[fantasia0829.livejournal.com]

I know. XDDD It just totally breaks the brain, this icon. Which is why I've been using it for the longest time. XDDD

[kazura-uyurin.livejournal.com]

YES WE ALL NEED EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE. XD I'm a science student too~

shall share with you something I found on my Physics notes last year: a quote that said "physics is like sex. sure, it gives practical results but that's not why we do it." ^^"

[sairento-hiru.livejournal.com]

Damn apples... they always put clothes on people who don't need them.

Your Jesus icon is made of win. I will gank it now, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Yes. The greatest sin was covering up the shininess of these three.

Ha, go ahead. I stole it, myself. XD

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*coughs* I'm not actually a science student. Somewhere along they way I got it backwards so that math makes absolutely no sense to me, and yet I lurve quantum theory so hard. (So I went into philosophy, and don't hurt me, please. XD But your quotation? Is luv.)

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*amused as all hell*

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*blinks* If you break something laughing, does that mean it feels good instead of bad? No, really...

YOUR ICON IS MADE OF WIN. May I yoink it?
(I still uphold that Crowley/Aziraphale is cannon. And considering the other stuff Gaiman writes, I know he was totally thinking it. :3)

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Thank you. XD

(I love your icon, and damn I feel like I can't do anything tonight other admire people's icons. But srsly.)

[mirien.livejournal.com]

Oh definitely it does...uhm, possibly?

Yeah, I lol'd hard when I found that icon and of course you may yoink. Can't remember who mad it and am too damn sleepy to go look for now, so you'll have to poke around in my userpics.

And I absolutely agree about Crowley/Aziraphale.

May I friend, btw?

[kazura-uyurin.livejournal.com]

Lol. Doesn't matter, really. XD

Honestly? I hate Physics. Only took it because my parents wanted me too (though now, I've dropped it XD). But I loved that quotation. XD oh, and there's one more, now that I think of it: "Love is a matter of chemistry, but sex is a matter of physics." The only thing I adored about Physics, was these two remotely interesting quotes XD

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Wah, I'm so sorry! I thought I'd replied to you already but apparently I failed. Of course you can Friend me, if I were as reclusive as I tend to think then I wouldn't be posting on public domain, right? XD

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

I may or may not go to hell for reading this, but dang is it good!

[shadow-fire66.livejournal.com]

Wow, no words can describe how awesome this is! Pervy Aeris rocks! I have to say my favorite quote, that wasn't Zack I liked everything he said, was by Cloud "You’re shiny and mean. He’s funny and weird" XD And the Father Hojo, priceless! Oh man, now I keep thinking of this one comic I read. It had this OC spreading the word of JENOVA's witnesses. It said 'and Hojo said let it be spliced.' XD

[xiaa.livejournal.com]

oh my god, I can't believe I'm doing this.

But I drew a really horrible comic based on this fic. (http://pics.livejournal.com/xiaa/gallery/0002yk0q) The art ranges from bad -> shitty, and ... it's a horrible version of your fic, but ... er...

I just wanted permission before I posted it anywhere. I'll give credit and link to your fic and everything. So er.. yeah.