fic: temptation (ffvii)

[jukeboxhound_backup]

LSKJFDSKDFJ;EWOIF CRISIS CORE OMFGYAY.  Zack is such a dumbapple.  *dies*

Lesson learned for the week: never play Crisis Core right before a phil class.  Because we started talking about Adam and original sin and this was all I could think of the whole time.  XD

Temptation
R; Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
How the Book of Genesis really should have gone.

Because Aeris is God.  *laughs herself silly*

EDIT:  Minor editing for pronoun confusion, and the above link now takes you to IJ where, in the face of LJ's slow death, I'm going to start moving all my shit.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

Comments

[deviatesellen.livejournal.com]

...
yeah hello, lack of words.
♥

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Aeris so is. And it's definitely a step up for Seph. XD

*hearts fic*

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

I dunno, for Sephiroth, I figured General of the army, General of an angelic order...same thing. At least there isn't angsting about whether wings equal freedom or monstrosity.

*pointed look at Genesis*

Thank you. :D

[white-jenna.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thoroughly enjoyed this. :D ....does that mean I'm going to Hell? “Dude, we just got dumped for a bunch of sardines.” Such a wonderful line. Only mistake I saw was "thing" instead of "ting" because in the Garden there was no such ting as fear.

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, you're right. Fixed now, and thank you for pointing it out.

(If this is the kind of stuff you get to do Hell, well...better to fangirl in Hell than rule in Heaven, right?)

[leaf-zelindor.livejournal.com]

HAHahahahahahahaha Aeris IS TOTALLY God XD
This was great, I enjoyed it.
Hahahaha the idea of Hojo as a Priest or something makes me snicker a heck of a lot...XD
~leaf~

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

'Father' Hojo makes me cringe, because then I start getting mental images of him convincing his flock to commit mass suicide for the 'greater good.' ^^;

[(Anonymous)]

*laughs* OH MY GOD!!!! *laughs more* This is sooo awesome!! Plus the fact that I'm writing a paper at this exact moment on the Book of Genesis!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! To see this is- is.....mind breaking!!! I LOVE YOU!!! *laughs all the more* Now I'm amused enough by this to finish my paper!! *saves this to favorites* Much much love!!

P.s : And Aeris-God XD!!!! Yaoi Aeris-God++++++++++ <3

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Isn't it awesome how perverting something makes it easier to write those damn papers? I did the same thing to Dante's Inferno. XD

[suixcausa.livejournal.com]

Just...LOOOL.
XD I loved it!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :D *toddles off to comment on your story, because she's been remiss in doing so and now feels guilty*

[ashesmuse.livejournal.com]

*spits drink*

*squeals and prints to show to christian bible thumper friends*

Love!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*coughs* Just don't tell them where to find me.

OMG your icon is made of awesome. *luvs on Bugs*

[xiaa.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I loved this XDDD Zack makes such an awesome demon <333 I kept on getting reminded of Crowly from Good Omens, and that's definitely a good thing XDD

Especially love the Aeris as god. Though, I always thought of her as Jesus. I wish I had a SZC icon.

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Oh God, I kept thinking of Crowley too. *snerks* Too bad Paradise doesn't have sushi restaurants, which means it really isn't Paradise at all.

(I also kept having flashback moments to the movie Dogma, but I thought Aeris would make a better Lord than Alanis Morrisette. X3)

Icon related XDD

[pixeled.livejournal.com]

“Did it work?” Cloud asked him, brows still furrowed in a frown as he leaned forward to lick him again. The angel quickly grabbed him by the shoulders.



“What are you doing?” he demanded.



Scowling, Cloud replied very slowly, as though speaking to the goldfish with the three-second memory, “When Zack licked me, it made me laugh, and you’re still being mean.”

This part killed me. XDDD

You left out words, particularly in the beginning, so I'd go back and comb through the first few paragraphs.

It gets vague in a few places as to who's speaking, but other than that wonderfully written and it made me giggle like mad. XD Zack is so a little imp and Aerith is totally God. :3

Re: Icon related XDD

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the intel. When I can sit down for more than a few minutes and really look through it, I'll fix it as best I can.

Thank you. ^^

[chofi.livejournal.com]

Blasphamy, blaspha-you, blaspha-everybody in the room...

Dim-because-he's-innocent Cloud is adorable, though.

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

...You're a dork. XD

(Honestly, I was kinda iffy over the Cloud thing, because really, he's not like that at all. But for the sake of Innocence, why the hell not. I blame it on demon!Zack.)

[t-amara.livejournal.com]

So I'm already laughing my fool ass off - my theology classes were never quite like this, a pity - I can't even tell you my favorite bits, there are too many, although being given up for sardines rates mighty high - and then I got to the end.

Did Aeris God(dess) just grope Zack?!!! Atta girl, divine one!

T'Amara just fell on the floor howling

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

With devilboy!Zack, hell sounds dandy! XD
Aeris totally is a Pervy, all-seeing God.

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes she is. Which is why she is shiny and made of awesome.

[pyreflysden.livejournal.com]

1) Your icon... omg... pure WIN!
2) I can't even begin to name my favorite parts. I was laughing through the whole thing! This really made my night!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Ha, I wish I could take the credit for blaspheming Jesus, but alas, I cannot. And thank you, it means a lot to know that I'm not the only one who finds unholy amusement in fandom. :3

[kazura-uyurin.livejournal.com]

*sends you lots of love* Cloud is so keeping the universe in order from Zack and Sephiroth! XD Dang, I'd convert to this particular form of religion in a heartbeat! ~.^

I was wondering who was the God in this. Haha, I love it that Aerith took the role! ^.^

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

I would too, and considering my love affair with empirical science, that says a lot. Then again, in this faith you could enjoy all the empirical evidence you want... [/nerdy innuendo] XD

[fantasia0829.livejournal.com]

That was brilliant. XDDDDDDD

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*takes a bow*

For the longest time now, your icon has been fascinating me. I think of Azumanga Daioh, which is totally wrong because it's a piece of total crack, and yet...the brain continues to break. It's just so wrong, and yet so shiny. X3

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOUR GENIUS TOTALLY WOWS MY BRAIN. *worships*

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*coughs awkwardly* Um. I blame it on lack of sleep and too much fangirling over coffee, but hey, far be it for me to deny any accusations of genius. XD Thank you.

[pyro-arc-fire.livejournal.com]

{“…Cloud.”


“You’re an amorphous mass of condensed moisture?” Zack asked dryly.}

........

ROFL

That was the best ever.

I love the fact that Aeris is a perv. I could so see it.

Praise to you. ^.^
m(_ _)m

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

With boys like Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud around, how could Aeris not be a pervert? After the whole Wall Market scene, it's practically canon anyway. ^^

[marchwarden23.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to encompass all the awesome here in a few sentences. I love this story so hard, it had me laughing from start to finish.

Thank you so very much for for sharing this, it seriously made my week. Yay!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Thank you. XD

(I love your icon, and damn I feel like I can't do anything tonight other admire people's icons. But srsly.)

[mirien.livejournal.com]

I think I broke something laughing!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

*blinks* If you break something laughing, does that mean it feels good instead of bad? No, really...

YOUR ICON IS MADE OF WIN. May I yoink it?
(I still uphold that Crowley/Aziraphale is cannon. And considering the other stuff Gaiman writes, I know he was totally thinking it. :3)

[sairento-hiru.livejournal.com]

Damn apples... they always put clothes on people who don't need them.

Your Jesus icon is made of win. I will gank it now, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Yes. The greatest sin was covering up the shininess of these three.

Ha, go ahead. I stole it, myself. XD

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

I may or may not go to hell for reading this, but dang is it good!

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

With demons like Zack...why wouldn't you want to?

[shadow-fire66.livejournal.com]

Wow, no words can describe how awesome this is! Pervy Aeris rocks! I have to say my favorite quote, that wasn't Zack I liked everything he said, was by Cloud "You’re shiny and mean. He’s funny and weird" XD And the Father Hojo, priceless! Oh man, now I keep thinking of this one comic I read. It had this OC spreading the word of JENOVA's witnesses. It said 'and Hojo said let it be spliced.' XD

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

Seriously though, Jehovah's Witnesses are so fucking weird I wouldn't be entirely surprised if they really started saying that. It'd be the least strange and unsubstantiated of their beliefs - but I'm not here to cast aspersions on other people's faiths.

No. Really.

[baka-oni-ri.livejournal.com]

one of the best fics I've ever read, THANK YOU!! XDDDDDDDD

[jukeboxhound.livejournal.com]

No, thank you.

[nimorid.livejournal.com]

Wehehehehehe~~ this is heaven! literally xD hah, great job here, so funny~ could quote everything for laughing :D

Father Hojo killed me instantly xD