the heart is the philosopher's throne

Gah, self, it's a quarter after four in the morning and you have class in five hours and why won't you stay asleep?  *flails*  I'M GOING TO HATE MYSELF FOR THIS LATER.

Physics
Character: Joker
Warnings: Movie-verse, technically.  Pretty mild, actually, relatively introspective and that was fun to write.  :3

Set in The Dark Knight movie-verse.  Did anyone else wonder how the fuck Batman got that cell phone tracking thing set up without Lucius' help?

Dogs of War
Pairing: vague 1x2 (and totally Joker+Batman if you read as much subtext as I do)
Warnings: Two racist terms, some foul language, and anarchism.



TANGENT #1: maldoror's fic Freeport has very nearly sold me on anarchism.  And no, I'm not being facetious.

TANGENT #2: Found this article about ten minutes after finishing this oneshot.
"Fearful for her grandson, Khadan-Newton began a drawn-out, heartbreaking effort to rescue him and his mother. She pleaded with police, social workers, judges and politicians to intervene, but she said she always got the same response: Since the child was with his mother, who left home willingly, nothing could be done. She sued for custody, but her daughter could not be found to be served with papers."

TANGENT #3: How many people have I pissed off with the flist flooding?