the heart is the philosopher's throne

Deleting my original post because hello bitterness, fuck you, THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER.  Normally I just throw recs at delicious, but I enjoyed this one too much to not say anything.  Usually I don't care for "character [x] discovered fanfiction, is horrified/turned on/etc" meta, but this one and longsufferingly 's As Seen in the Urban Dictionary, in which the characters were fans themselves all along, have been lovely.  And this one made me laugh hard enough that I should be glad for taking advantage of Scotland's healthcare system.

And yes, someone may have noticed that I've now posted a similar prompt in the X-Men kinkmemes.  Hush, you.

The Theory of Narrative Causality
By: anonymous (if the author's de-anoned, let me know?  Because Jesus.)
Fandom: BBC!Sherlock Holmes
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (with fic!Holmes/fic!Watson, LOL INCEPTION)
Rating: Probably NC-17
Prompt: Sherlock is a well-known fanartist whose online antics always land him on fandom_wank. John's a beloved BNF fanfiction author. They meet at a convention; geeky love ensues.  [NOTE: The actual story differs from this slightly, but still works.]
Warning: It's a (loooong) commentfic, so navigating it can get rather irritating.  Hopefully someone somewhere has posted a link to the author's journal.

(I now have no excuse not to go to a cafe that doesn't have Internet so I can actually get some work done.  Yes, Internet, this is what you've reduced me to.)

ETA: I keep thinking about how strange it would be to read fic of characters with your own name and your lover's.  I share a relatively rare first name with a minor but infamous character in Harry Potter, and it still trips me out whenever I see it.

ETA2: Link to the Fandom Lounge post of this, which itself links to the fic's main parts.  I think I was so excited after reading that I entirely forgot that this was where I'd found it.  Thank you, chofi .  I'd lose my head and just keep smiling half the time without you. 

ETA3: Thanks, dracontia .  :D  It seems the author of this is falling_voices , and here's a round-up post of everything for it.

The spn_j2_bigbang 2010  works are out!  \o/  Many (read: most) of the fics are RPS/RPF, but here are some of the Wincest ones that I enjoyed.  This is an interesting fandom, pairings-wise...

(The main reason I do these fic recs is so that I can keep track of my own favorites without filling up my bookmarks folder, but also so that other people might enjoy them.  Fyi.)

( The end is nigh and the incest is strong. )

The Firefly that Loved Metallica
Author: fleshflutter
Pairing: Eventual Sam/Dean
Rating/Warnings: R - post-AHBL
Summary: In which Sam has a bottle full of soul.
Note:  Fleshflutter is amazing anyway, but this fic in particular is brilliant.  She shows just how lost Sam is without Dean, and her Jo, Ellen, and Bobby are <3 as well.  One that makes you laugh and teary-eyed all at once.

Find the Moon
Author: sol 1056
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist + Gundam Wing
Characters: Duo, Ed, Al (genfic)
Rating/Warnings: PG - mild battle violence
Summary: Duiren's alchemist is dead, and his basement's filled with vicious chimera, and a...homunculus? Edward and Alphonse investigate.
Note: Boring summary, I know, and the rating and lack of pairings are unusual for me.  But I loved all the characterizations, and that neither Duo nor Ed outshone the other (as is common in crossovers) but were equals.  Overall it was a lovely piece.  <3  I also recommend the other works by this person.

Will update THE MASTERLIST when I get around to it.  I have a job now oh god.

( where the dead come rising from the sea ~ )

I'm starting to get the feeling that my style of rec'ing is getting to be the length of the fics themselves.  Once again cleaning out my Bookmarks.  ^^;

( Cut for ridiculous length. (...lol that's what she said. *is shot*) )

hadesphoenix13: scenario: cuddy, cameron, chase, foreman are walking down the corridor to house's office; music that is unmistakably lady gaga is blaring loudly from the open door of wilson's office. house is standing just outside of it.
hadesphoenix13: house: YOU AND I COULD WRITE A BAD ROMAAAANCE ~
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: GODDAMNIT HOUSE
hadesphoenix13: cuddy and co: .....?
canopy_walker: XD
hadesphoenix13: house: *badly faking innocence*  oh hey, you here for wilson? he's a bit tied up at the moment, can i take a message?
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: I SWEAR TO GOD HOUSE
hadesphoenix13: cuddy: ....what's going on?
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: I'M CUTTING YOU OFF FOR A WEEK
hadesphoenix13: house: ....damnit.
hadesphoenix13: foreman: DX
hadesphoenix13: chase: O.O
hadesphoenix13: cameron: O.O
hadesphoenix13: cuddy: *facepalm*
hadesphoenix13: house: better get out while you can, the jew's pissy and he might go old testament on your ass.
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: *incoherent cursing*

And now for something completely different.

Whining and Dining
Author: mer-duff
Characters: House, Wilson gen; humor
Summary: Wherein House and Wilson have dinner at a diner and are served by a waitress who may or may not be named Sarah.