fic: temptation (ffvii)

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LSKJFDSKDFJ;EWOIF CRISIS CORE OMFGYAY.  Zack is such a dumbapple.  *dies*

Lesson learned for the week: never play Crisis Core right before a phil class.  Because we started talking about Adam and original sin and this was all I could think of the whole time.  XD

Temptation
R; Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud
How the Book of Genesis really should have gone.

Because Aeris is God.  *laughs herself silly*

EDIT:  Minor editing for pronoun confusion, and the above link now takes you to IJ where, in the face of LJ's slow death, I'm going to start moving all my shit.  Sorry for the inconvenience.

Comments

[deviatesellen.livejournal.com]

...
yeah hello, lack of words.
♥

[dogmatix-san.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Aeris so is. And it's definitely a step up for Seph. XD

*hearts fic*

[white-jenna.livejournal.com]

Oh, I thoroughly enjoyed this. :D ....does that mean I'm going to Hell? “Dude, we just got dumped for a bunch of sardines.” Such a wonderful line. Only mistake I saw was "thing" instead of "ting" because in the Garden there was no such ting as fear.

[leaf-zelindor.livejournal.com]

HAHahahahahahahaha Aeris IS TOTALLY God XD
This was great, I enjoyed it.
Hahahaha the idea of Hojo as a Priest or something makes me snicker a heck of a lot...XD
~leaf~

[(Anonymous)]

*laughs* OH MY GOD!!!! *laughs more* This is sooo awesome!! Plus the fact that I'm writing a paper at this exact moment on the Book of Genesis!!!!!!! AHHHH!!!! To see this is- is.....mind breaking!!! I LOVE YOU!!! *laughs all the more* Now I'm amused enough by this to finish my paper!! *saves this to favorites* Much much love!!

P.s : And Aeris-God XD!!!! Yaoi Aeris-God++++++++++ <3

[suixcausa.livejournal.com]

Just...LOOOL.
XD I loved it!

[ashesmuse.livejournal.com]

*spits drink*

*squeals and prints to show to christian bible thumper friends*

Love!

[xiaa.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I loved this XDDD Zack makes such an awesome demon <333 I kept on getting reminded of Crowly from Good Omens, and that's definitely a good thing XDD

Especially love the Aeris as god. Though, I always thought of her as Jesus. I wish I had a SZC icon.

Icon related XDD

[pixeled.livejournal.com]

“Did it work?” Cloud asked him, brows still furrowed in a frown as he leaned forward to lick him again. The angel quickly grabbed him by the shoulders.



“What are you doing?” he demanded.



Scowling, Cloud replied very slowly, as though speaking to the goldfish with the three-second memory, “When Zack licked me, it made me laugh, and you’re still being mean.”

This part killed me. XDDD

You left out words, particularly in the beginning, so I'd go back and comb through the first few paragraphs.

It gets vague in a few places as to who's speaking, but other than that wonderfully written and it made me giggle like mad. XD Zack is so a little imp and Aerith is totally God. :3

[chofi.livejournal.com]

Blasphamy, blaspha-you, blaspha-everybody in the room...

Dim-because-he's-innocent Cloud is adorable, though.

[t-amara.livejournal.com]

So I'm already laughing my fool ass off - my theology classes were never quite like this, a pity - I can't even tell you my favorite bits, there are too many, although being given up for sardines rates mighty high - and then I got to the end.

Did Aeris God(dess) just grope Zack?!!! Atta girl, divine one!

T'Amara just fell on the floor howling

[ardwynna-m.livejournal.com]

With devilboy!Zack, hell sounds dandy! XD
Aeris totally is a Pervy, all-seeing God.

[pyreflysden.livejournal.com]

1) Your icon... omg... pure WIN!
2) I can't even begin to name my favorite parts. I was laughing through the whole thing! This really made my night!

[kazura-uyurin.livejournal.com]

*sends you lots of love* Cloud is so keeping the universe in order from Zack and Sephiroth! XD Dang, I'd convert to this particular form of religion in a heartbeat! ~.^

I was wondering who was the God in this. Haha, I love it that Aerith took the role! ^.^

[fantasia0829.livejournal.com]

That was brilliant. XDDDDDDD

[kiyoshi-chan.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD YOUR GENIUS TOTALLY WOWS MY BRAIN. *worships*

[pyro-arc-fire.livejournal.com]

{“…Cloud.”


“You’re an amorphous mass of condensed moisture?” Zack asked dryly.}

........

ROFL

That was the best ever.

I love the fact that Aeris is a perv. I could so see it.

Praise to you. ^.^
m(_ _)m

[marchwarden23.livejournal.com]

I can't even begin to encompass all the awesome here in a few sentences. I love this story so hard, it had me laughing from start to finish.

Thank you so very much for for sharing this, it seriously made my week. Yay!

[mirien.livejournal.com]

I think I broke something laughing!

[sairento-hiru.livejournal.com]

Damn apples... they always put clothes on people who don't need them.

Your Jesus icon is made of win. I will gank it now, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

[ravenclaw-devi.livejournal.com]

I may or may not go to hell for reading this, but dang is it good!

[shadow-fire66.livejournal.com]

Wow, no words can describe how awesome this is! Pervy Aeris rocks! I have to say my favorite quote, that wasn't Zack I liked everything he said, was by Cloud "You’re shiny and mean. He’s funny and weird" XD And the Father Hojo, priceless! Oh man, now I keep thinking of this one comic I read. It had this OC spreading the word of JENOVA's witnesses. It said 'and Hojo said let it be spliced.' XD

[baka-oni-ri.livejournal.com]

one of the best fics I've ever read, THANK YOU!! XDDDDDDDD

[nimorid.livejournal.com]

Wehehehehehe~~ this is heaven! literally xD hah, great job here, so funny~ could quote everything for laughing :D

Father Hojo killed me instantly xD