weekends are productive.

hadesphoenix13: scenario: cuddy, cameron, chase, foreman are walking down the corridor to house's office; music that is unmistakably lady gaga is blaring loudly from the open door of wilson's office. house is standing just outside of it.
hadesphoenix13: house: YOU AND I COULD WRITE A BAD ROMAAAANCE ~
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: GODDAMNIT HOUSE
hadesphoenix13: cuddy and co: .....?
canopy_walker: XD
hadesphoenix13: house: *badly faking innocence*  oh hey, you here for wilson? he's a bit tied up at the moment, can i take a message?
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: I SWEAR TO GOD HOUSE
hadesphoenix13: cuddy: ....what's going on?
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: I'M CUTTING YOU OFF FOR A WEEK
hadesphoenix13: house: ....damnit.
hadesphoenix13: foreman: DX
hadesphoenix13: chase: O.O
hadesphoenix13: cameron: O.O
hadesphoenix13: cuddy: *facepalm*
hadesphoenix13: house: better get out while you can, the jew's pissy and he might go old testament on your ass.
hadesphoenix13: wilson's voice: *incoherent cursing*

And now for something completely different.

Whining and Dining
Author: mer-duff
Characters: House, Wilson gen; humor
Summary: Wherein House and Wilson have dinner at a diner and are served by a waitress who may or may not be named Sarah.