the heart is the philosopher's throne

Hell Is Fine This Time of Year
SPN || R: language, sex || Sam/Dean || 6,000 words
Prompt: Demon!Dean talks Sam into the role of Boy King.

• sammessiah "Antichristmas 2011" gift-fic for dauntdraws (sorry for the bit of lateness!)
• Blame chofi for the holy water spritz bottle.

( "I swear to God, my dying wish is 'don't go darkside' and here you're sucking blood and fucking demons." )

they said it was the fall of man
DreamWidth
SPN || R - sexuality, madness and weirdness || Sam/Dean || 7,900 words || general S6 spoilers
Sam gets his soul back on a Monday.

Note: Alastair said something about not having been up since Poland, 1943 ("Heaven and Hell") and uses the word nein ("On the Head of a Pin"), which, added with his love of torture, makes me suspect he was a Nazi. Or at least possessing one.  Also, I have no idea how to actually speak Enochian, but the translations the Internet gave me are at the end because they're a little spoiler-y.

ETA: This story is a oneshot.  Dedicated to etrix  because she gave me a Christmas shiny.  \o/

( He doesn't stop screaming until the following Sunday, and the irony isn't lost on Dean. )

Note to self: The next time a hot Ukrainian guy hits on you, don't automatically respond with, "I'm studying to go into a nunnery."  Especially when dressed that day like the rejected fourth witch-sister from Hocus Pocus and having been single for a while.  OPPORTUNITY: LOST.

Pulled Pork
Sam/Dean. Hard R for sexuality, language.  ~790 words. 
CRACK, TWT, AND THE PORNIEST THING I'VE WRITTEN which really isn't saying much but oh god.  I'm so sorry.  Also, BACON LUBE = KINDA LIKE BACON BITS ONLY NOT REALLY, and Obama sex-dolls will never get old.

( When Dean stomped into the motel room, Sam barely had time to close his laptop before he heard, “Catch, bitch,” and nearly got brained by a small flying object. )

I WILL HIDE MY FACE IN SHAME.

Okay, sorry, I know I've been posting a lot lately, but this is fic is just too awesome not to share.  (AND THERE'S A SCENE IN MY HIPPIE-VEGETARIAN-VERY GAY-CALIFORNIA STEREOTYPE HOMETOWN AND THE SATURN CAFE IS PORTRAYED SO HILARIOUSLY ACCURATELY THAT I CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS THE DEPTH OF MY CURRENT FANGIRLING.)  \o/

This is Ourselves (Under Pressure)
Author: clex_monkie89
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating/Warnings: NC17 - Spoilers up until 2.12 - Nighshifter. Established relationship.
Summary: After Nightshifter, Sam and Dean hit the road. What follows is three months of fear and frustration with the FBI hot on their heels, trying to avoid the long arm of the law while still continuing to work. It's not easy; being on the run doesn't leave much time for breathing, never mind sleep, sex or any much-needed downtime.
Note: This is author does an amazing job balancing their sibling-ness with the sexual aspect and it's all gross and hot and dirty-beautiful and utterly real.  Well, imo.

I seriously didn't think it was possible, but.  I found a Supernatural/Harry Potter crossover.  No, seriously.

...And it's actually pretty awesome, and not just because it has Sam going rather darkside a few times.   Mmm, Antichrist.  Also includes Sam fangirling over magic books, Dean telling wizards exactly what he thinks of their shenanigans, and also proving once more that he really would've made a good daddy in another life.  Well written and never takes itself too seriously.

Old Country
Author: astolat
Pairing: Wincest (eventually)
Author's Summary: Sam and Dean go to Hogwarts. (spoilers for All Hell Breaks Loose, Deathly Hallows)

Set during season three, when Sam's still trying to break the deal Dean made with the crossroads demon.

On a totally unrelated note, I'm really missing traveling through the southern and midwestern states.  Eeeeh.

Written during one of my religious phil classes.  Heh.  Probably looked like I was taking awesome notes.

Reality Check
Characters: Sam, Dean

 

( Science and religion, reconciled over a few too many beers in a seedy bar. Or maybe not. )