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[livejournal.com profile] on_verra podficced Hell Is Fine This Time of Year, in which demon!Dean talks Sam into taking up the role of Boy King of Hell.  Zie did an absolutely wonderful job and deserves all the praise in the world, fa;sldkfja;slkdjf;slkadjf what did I do to deserve this.


You can download it here (LJ link, Sendspace hosting).
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Whisky Dick
SPN || PG || Sam, Dean
Postcard!fic, in which there are Scottish Winchester shenanigans.
  • the last of my actual Christmas postcards, this one for [livejournal.com profile] tir_synni 


I tell myself this is the guy in the skirt kilt. (Mostly SFW.)

Rambling. )
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Hell Is Fine This Time of Year
SPN || R: language, sex || Sam/Dean || 6,000 words
Prompt: Demon!Dean talks Sam into the role of Boy King.
  • [livejournal.com profile] sammessiah "Antichristmas 2011" gift-fic for [livejournal.com profile] dauntdraws (sorry for the bit of lateness!)
  • Blame [livejournal.com profile] chofi for the holy water spritz bottle.

"I swear to God, my dying wish is 'don't go darkside' and here you're sucking blood and fucking demons." )
jukeboxhound_backup: (spn - sam rocking out of his mind.)
I know, creative title.  So, yeah, I'm rather interested in how unknowingly having the demon blood as well as external manipulation from infernal sources affected Sam's personality, his choices, etc.  I'd love to see a properly long fic playing with that.  (Hint, hint.)

New Verse, Same as the First
SPN || PG-13 (language) || Sam, Dean || 600 words || S6
“So, you’re saying demons have been fucking with us the whole time. Like, not just the blood.”

"At least I don't have herpes." )
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Events and some dialogue from S1 and the end of S3, reference to S6.  Like most of these short things I do, I think it's weird, but hey.

Libra
SPN || PG-13 || Sam, Dean, gen || ~780 words
"Choose," Death says to Sam.

Sam looks up. )
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I was going through my unfinished stories and found this. It really is pretty random and builds on the same idea as a previous but unrelated fic, In principio erat verbum, but here you go. Have mercy. Title from The Gathering, "These Good People."

the aftermath (it will be black)
SPN || PG-13 - language || gen (Sam, Dean) || 972 words || set sometime after 5x14, "My Bloody Valentine"
There's no such thing as the right words to say.

"You ever wonder why a demon can't escape someone's body if the mouth is covered? Or why deals are sealed with a kiss?" )

DW link.

X-posted to [info]supernaturalfic  and [info]sn_fic .  Sorry.  >.>
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Don't judge me, Monkey.

Everything a Ninja Knows, He Learned from Dean Winchester
SPN || PG-13 - language || gen, unless you read into it || 1,200 words || mockery of Starbucks hipsters some stereotypes
Operation: Geek Liberation is a go.

This was because he had mad skills of subterfuge honed by years of general badassery. )

X-posted to [info]sn_fic  and [info]supernaturalfic , apologies to flists.
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Some fix-it lines for a couple of the misunderstandings in S4-S5. 

Long Distance
SPN || PG-13 - language, angst || Sam, Dean || 1,100 words || coda to 4x22, general spoilers through S6
In which Dean finds out that the Apocalypse began with a single voicemail.

Dean is reintroducing himself to Jack because he doesn't want to know what Robo-Sam is doing. )
x-posted.
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they said it was the fall of man
DreamWidth
SPN || R - sexuality, madness and weirdness || Sam/Dean || 7,900 words || general S6 spoilers
Sam gets his soul back on a Monday.

Note: Alastair said something about not having been up since Poland, 1943 ("Heaven and Hell") and uses the word nein ("On the Head of a Pin"), which, added with his love of torture, makes me suspect he was a Nazi. Or at least possessing one.  Also, I have no idea how to actually speak Enochian, but the translations the Internet gave me are at the end because they're a little spoiler-y.

ETA: This story is a oneshot.  Dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] etrix  because she gave me a Christmas shiny.  \o/

He doesn't stop screaming until the following Sunday, and the irony isn't lost on Dean. )
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I have a minor obsession with words, names, voice, and language. Just...humor me.  This is probably kind of strange.

Spoilers through season 6.

In principio erat verbum
SPN || R - sexuality, theology, some disturbing imagery || Sam/Dean, past Sam/Jess || 3,200 words
There's power in words, and they define the world. Dean's defined Sam, until they didn't.

Motion blurs of a time when being Winchester meant a small Kansas house with a mommy and daddy and two little boys. )

X-posted to [livejournal.com profile] sn_fic  and [livejournal.com profile] supernaturalfic .  I apologize if this shows up more than once in your flist.
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Note to self: The next time a hot Ukrainian guy hits on you, don't automatically respond with, "I'm studying to go into a nunnery."  Especially when dressed that day like the rejected fourth witch-sister from Hocus Pocus and having been single for a while.  OPPORTUNITY: LOST.

Pulled Pork
Sam/Dean. Hard R for sexuality, language.  ~790 words. 
CRACK, TWT, AND THE PORNIEST THING I'VE WRITTEN which really isn't saying much but oh god.  I'm so sorry.  Also, BACON LUBE = KINDA LIKE BACON BITS ONLY NOT REALLY, and Obama sex-dolls will never get old.

When Dean stomped into the motel room, Sam barely had time to close his laptop before he heard, “Catch, bitch,” and nearly got brained by a small flying object. )

I WILL HIDE MY FACE IN SHAME.
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"My dear subjects," said LJ, "due to system maintenance there shall be no access," to which [livejournal.com profile] ontd_spnparty  replied, "Surely you jest, LJ, for tonight is New Show," but when no jest was admitted, [livejournal.com profile] ontd_spnparty  said, "Then here we shall part, LJ, and commence our festivities live on AIM, and should you wake to find unidentified objects in awkward places you have only yourself to blame."

Bacon-flavored lube and its ilk quickly became the belle of the ball, and when asked what the great Casanova manwhore Dean Winchester would prefer, the obvious answer?  Cherry pie lube.  (Cue Warrant.)

Naturally, this means that there are things to be written.


Graphic by [livejournal.com profile] suave_badass 

~*~ SPN Lube Porn ~*~

The latest party: Porn exploring all the possibilities of flavored lube and its practical application.  Slash or het, drabble or a whole damn 'verse, twosomes or moresomes, serious or crack (lol) - just make it so messy and satisfying that we're gonna need a smoke afterwards.  (Or if writing porn makes you flush, just make sure you've got lube somewhere in there.)  If you know someone familiar with/writes for/thinks about SPN, harass the shit out of them.  If you're included in that list, consider yourself emotionally blackmailed by peer pressure.

REMEMBER:  BITCH.  JERL. (With the 'L.')

Links to go up when they're done ~

[livejournal.com profile] suave_badass : Dean/Cas - Cherry
[livejournal.com profile] atalanta_mine : Sam/Dean - Bacon vs. Cherry Pie (lol I sense a theme in this here post)
[livejournal.com profile] retrophilia_x  : Who claims not to be able to write to save lives except HIS PENIS FELL INSIDE OF THE ASS AND HE CRIED "WHY"
[livejournal.com profile] kimmy_kun : Adam/Gabe; Sam/"Sheila"; Bobby/Crowley (no lube but LOL)

...

 
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Against all expectation and despite a lukewarm premiere, SPN's sixth season is turning out fucking epic.  (Haters to the left, tyvm.)  I don't think I've ever gotten physically nauseous with excitement and OMG SPECULATION over a television show before.

Also, people made me arts and they're awesome.  (You may notice a theme here.)
1. A Christmas Samifer icon by [livejournal.com profile] emo_dj_steph .  Gankable if you want.
2. "Samifer" by focaccina (holy crap yay!)
 
[livejournal.com profile] chofi  said that the tail in the latter pic made her think naughty things a la Temptation, so of course now it's all I can think about.  Should make the paper on Lithuanian charms on which I'm meant to be working rather interesting.  (C'mon, those theology students need a little humor in their gospels.)
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I'm hoping to somehow find the time and inspiration to participate in the 2011 round of [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang , and here's a small bit, written some weeks ago.  This narration style is only for memory sequences and the like, not for the main story.  Promise.

years grow back
Author: Hades' Phoenix
Pairing: Technically none, though you can probably see my Wincest bias.
Rating: PG-13 for language.
Summary: For a long time that was the snapshot Sam carried of his brother.  Teen!chesters.
Note: Title from Sully Erna of Godsmack's "7 Years" for no real reason other than I happen to be listening to it.  Newberry, SC is a real town, and it really is blink-and-you-miss-it small.
Word Count: 706

It was hot in South Carolina during the summer, but then again, it was always hot in South Carolina. )
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like sin in your mouth
For: [livejournal.com profile] spellhorn 
Prompt: Jesus/Judas.  "Sweat."
Word Count: 63 - less than a drabble?  ^^;

What Judas remembered most clearly. )


Mea Culpa
For: [livejournal.com profile] rethira 
Prompt: Lucifer/any (all) angels.  "The fact that they are, in a way, sinning against God and Lucifer manages to convince them not to care."
Word Count: 103

It is disobedience, they said. )


to love the right, yet do so wrong
For
: [livejournal.com profile] etrix 
Prompt: Lucifer/Michael.  "Mere humans beat them. How do they live with that? Who do they blame?"
Word Count: 370
Note: "Swan Song" coda with bonus Sam and Adam.

What is suffering, Lucifer asked. )
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You guys make me so happy.  <3

death is the ultimate equal-opportunity employer
For
: [livejournal.com profile] zeffy_amethyst 
Prompt: Gundam Wing. 1x2. "All things are equal in the eyes of Death."
Note: Mild crossover with Supernatural, but you don't need to know it to understand. Imagine it's just an AU.
Word Count: 1,131

Death ain't got an opinion until you go fucking around with his job. )
jukeboxhound_backup: (ff7 - cloud stunned.)

Context: the shenanigans of college nerddom and how Sam would remake the rules of D&D.  Also, Star Trek reference.  ([livejournal.com profile] hsifeng , as the other half of this conversation snippet, if you want me to remove this post for any reason then let me know and I'll do so immediately.)

Sam: ...You want a female elf paladin with battleaxes and mithril bikini armor. )

Zack: I WILL BE A CHAOTIC GOOD HUMAN ROGUE.  I will be ninja.
DM!Sephiroth: Because that's exactly what we need.
Zack: Are you casting aspersions upon my character?
Cloud: Zack, you have so much character it'd be like throwing mud at a brick wall.
Zack: *preens*  *pauses*  Wait, what?
DM!Sephiroth: You two need to make a supply list.
Zack: I WANT A WARSHIP.
Cloud: Wait, what?  You can't do that.
DM!Sephiroth: *dubiously reading manual*  ...Actually, it appears he can.
Zack: FUCK YEAH.
Cloud: Zack, why do you need a warship?
Zack: Why wouldn't you?  Now go get me a sammich, cabin boy.

(Why do I even bother writing proper fic anymore.)
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Well, not mine.  But [livejournal.com profile] tir_synni 's.  \o/  NATURALLY THIS MEANS WE MUST LOVE ON HER AND SPAM HER WITH MACROS AND LOLCATS AND GENERALLY APPRECIATE HER EXISTENCE, FOR WHAT IS EXISTENCE WITHOUT AWESOME FF7/FMA/SPN/BIBLESLASH FIC?

(I meant to post this yesterday but being rather inebriated doesn't make for coherent flailing.)

"Too precious for this world. Brave little soldier ~ " )
jukeboxhound_backup: (stock - happy pills.)
Because I may have something of an interest - nay, a fascination - with this nonsense of incestuous brothers and apocalyptic shenanigans.  Although there's also a gen, two PG ratings, and two threesomes, so any accusations of a blind fixation are pure falsehoods.

Links:
1. Community - [livejournal.com profile] spn_tarot 
2. [livejournal.com profile] lazy_daze 's post of collected "Swan Song"/S5 finale codas. (When I found myself bookmarking every other one, I just said fuck it.)

Does anybody know what we are living for ~ )

A present for everyone, although if it was ganked from [livejournal.com profile] craww does it still count as a present?

jukeboxhound_backup: (spn - young and chosen sam.)

The [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang 2010  works are out!  \o/  Many (read: most) of the fics are RPS/RPF, but here are some of the Wincest ones that I enjoyed.  This is an interesting fandom, pairings-wise...

(The main reason I do these fic recs is so that I can keep track of my own favorites without filling up my bookmarks folder, but also so that other people might enjoy them.  Fyi.)

The end is nigh and the incest is strong. )

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