Context: the shenanigans of college nerddom and how Sam would remake the rules of D&D. Also, Star Trek
, as the other half of this conversation snippet, if you want me to remove this post for any reason then let me know and I'll do so immediately.)( Sam: ...You want a female elf paladin with battleaxes and mithril bikini armor. )
Zack: I WILL BE A CHAOTIC GOOD HUMAN ROGUE. I will be ninja
DM!Sephiroth: Because that's exactly what we need.
Zack: Are you casting aspersions upon my character?
Cloud: Zack, you have so much character it'd be like throwing mud at a brick wall.
Zack: *preens* *pauses* Wait, what?
DM!Sephiroth: You two need to make a supply list.
Zack: I WANT A WARSHIP.
Cloud: Wait, what? You can't do that.
DM!Sephiroth: *dubiously reading manual* ...Actually, it appears he can.
Zack: FUCK YEAH.
Cloud: Zack, why do you need a warship?
Zack: Why wouldn't
you? Now go get me a sammich, cabin boy.(Why do I even bother writing proper fic anymore.)